Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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