It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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