id be glad to
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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