Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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