We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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