I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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