bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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