Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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