Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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