it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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