Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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