well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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