You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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