I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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