If i come over, it means nothing
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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