Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
BRING THE BAGELS
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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