it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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