There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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