before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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