Where are you?
In a non slutty way
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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