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For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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