They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
