1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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