so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I have post one night stand depression
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