i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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