we're blogging at a bar
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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