I wish I could teleport
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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