I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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