Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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