Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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