I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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