Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
