how do flat chested girls get laid?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
