I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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