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if only i could text you this smell
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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