just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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