But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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