I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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