I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.