We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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