Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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