Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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