Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
