She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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