at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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