I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Houston, we have a blender
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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