I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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