let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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