How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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