ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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