I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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