she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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