I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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