also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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