I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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