dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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